Angry Video Game Nerd: The Movie Review
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Category: Movies
Movie reviews. We watch crappy movies so you don’t have to.
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 Movie Review
I challenge producers of super hero movies to quit looking to frame a trilogy with intentions to reboot every eight years and focus more on...
Hoodwinked Too: Hood vs Evil Movie Review
Unfortunately nearly everything else in the film misses the mark, from the writing, direction, and even the animation...
Avatar: The Sweet Gentle Skullfrak
Many of us have experienced the violent double-dicked skullfrak that Michael Bay calls Transformers…and some of us have even suffered the terrible Spielbergian ass raping...
Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Movie Review
It has been nearly two years since fans last witnessed Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe), battle the evil Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes). At long last, J.K. Rowling’s...
Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs Review
Scrat and the gang are back, and this time in stunning 3D in the new “Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs”. The third chapter in...
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen Movie Review
Following up the success of “Transformers” was not easy task, and thankfully Director Michael Bay and the amazing wizards at Industrial Light and Magic are...
Terminator Salvation Movie Review
Following up the legendary first two Terminator films was no easy task. Without series creator, James Cameron. many fans found “Terminator: Rise of the Machines”...
Star Trek (2009) Movie Review
With declining attendance at conventions and a dwindling audience for recent films and the last Star Trek series, Enterprise, Paramount was desperate to find a...
X-Men Origins: Wolverine Movie Review
The 2009 summer movie season has arrived with the releases of “X-Men Origins: Wolverine”, which once again stars Hugh Jackman in the role of the...
Kellogg’s Star Trek Breakfast Cereal Review
The new Star Trek movie revisits the adventures of Captain Kirk, Spock, and all of the characters of the original 60s television series. Some have...
Dragonball Evolution Movie Review
To me, the Dragonball Z story has completely confounded me. I catch the cartoons every now and then and have absolutely no clue as to...
1968 Tunnel Rats Movie Review
It is no secret that many films have often tried to convey the true horrors of war. Films ranging from “Platoon”, “Saving Private Ryan”, and...
Far Cry Movie Review
On a remote island in the Pacific Northwest, a scientist named Dr. Krieger (Udo Kier) is conducting horrific genetic experiments in his secret facility. Krieger...
Fast and Furious Movie Review
High adrenaline films have always been a signature of the summer movie season and with a bevy of blockbusters lines up for the summer months,...