Final Fantasy IV Revisited
There was once a time when RPG’s didn’t have flashy cinematics, real time battles, and overly clichéd plots. There was a game that was innovative...
Author : Patrick
Batman, Soul Calibur, and Final Fantasy (Oh My!)
Wow! It’s been awhile since I’ve been here. I plan on doing one of these every Monday, Wednesday and Friday/Saturday (depends on how busy on...
Lost Odyssey and Good Game Design/Bad Game Design
So I’ve been trudging at Lost Odyssey for the last two months because the story keeps me interested, but they do so many stupid mistakes...
Square Enix Dropped the Bomb. So Long Sony
People HATE it when I am right. Two years ago I said FFXIII would sooner or later be ported to the 360. Well look what...
If Jack Thompson Gets Buried, We’re F**ked
I read today that Jack Thompson, the most hated man in the video game industry, may not be practicing law in the state of Florida....
They’re Remaking Chrono Trigger? The Wrath’s Future.
Wow, Square Enix is remaking Chrono Trigger, what a shocker. Why am I not surprised you ask? Because SE only makes money off sequels, it’s like...
Something’s rotten in the state of EGM
I didn’t want to post my thoughts on this until I got some more info, but unfortunatly scuttlebutt is hard on the subject. If you...
Trying to make sense of Final Fantasy VII
Welcome to the Wrath of El Pato, the column that tries to make sense of something and it makes less sense! Today, we are going...
Final Fantasy VII: Crisis Core Review
To have a good sequel/prequel you need to expand and improve upon all elements that made its predecessor so enjoyable. To make a great one,...
Crisis Core Thoughts, Former Idiotic Xbox Employees
Welcome to the Wrath of El Pato! The column that tries to make sense of all the crap out there in the video game...
Resident Evil
Man I remember playing that game and pulling my hair out trying to make the main dude jump. I was like “what the f***? He...