GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony Walkthrough

Target Scores:  Time – 4:30  Damage – 0%  Car Damage – 10%

Get in the car and drive Tony northwest near a Pay N Spray, to the Hercules  nightclub – and feel free to take this time to flip through the radio stations and remember the controls if needed.

Now drive directly south, to the Maisonette 9. You have three things you can  do, and there is time for all. The easiest is to take a shot at the bar, which just gets you wasted and perhaps makes the music a little more emphatic – which doesn’t happen in real life of course. Then you can go above the bar for a  little drinking game; just shake, spray, then rotate the stick to the spinning spark on the meter to win.

Finally is the dance game, which is activated on the dance pad when the blonde is dancing (you can chase her away, but I think she returns if you do something else or after a time). Read the instructions first. Phase 1 is just moving both sticks to the beat, which isn’t hard. Hold when you see the message, which  means hold both sticks where they are, which can be any direction, even  opposite directions. Do the hold correct and you can press the shoulder buttons to the beat. The beat is followed easily by watching the speaker. Do these to fill up the meter for phase 2.

*NOTE: Phase 1 is basically a freestyle, you can fill the meter almost in any manner you wish and you can move the sticks as you want. Doesn’t seem to be  anything off limits.*

Phase 2 is the rhythm game portion. The buttons are the left stick and any of the four color buttons, meaning no need to worry about the right stick. The  first half is just the stick, and after a time you’ll get two rounds of the  colored buttons. Just watch that you move the stick in the correct direction and know that you have enough time to see the command and then follow – it’s  not like you have to follow as it pops up on the screen. It sounds harder  than it is, and it’s hard to fail.

*NOTE: For the achievement you don’t need to dance perfectly, just complete it. And the achievement is why I went over it like a boss fight, fyi.*

Anyway, don’t miss the call from Tony telling you to go outside, which you can do at any point – the exit is up the stairs by the bouncer.

Just take your pals way up north to drop them off. Your apartment is just to  the southwest, so go there.

*NOTE: About the score, you can check the target score for what to shoot for  to see just how off you were.*

Feel free to change clothes and save at the bed.

Outside feel free to leave the car in the parking spot and grab another. You get a text message from Tony (up on the d-pad), and you can head to the  Maisonette at around 19:00 game time (check your phone).