GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony Walkthrough

My Motivation

I write these guides to help gamers avoid the dumb mistakes I made.

That’s really all it is about. I’m not trying to give 100% detail about the  game, help you up your leaderboard rankings, help you pwn noobs so you can  lol, or hold your hand as you play.

My guides are really meant for single-player games only, with the multiplayer ignored, and you are supposed to read it as you play. I also gringe at  most extra stuff, like achievements or challenge modes or insane “play the  same segment 10 times to move on” hard modes. These things are just pure  “filler” that are so easy for the devs to make and so many of you suckers fall for thinking these things are legit gaming experiences… ugh. If another  game comes out and I don’t cover the filler, oh well.

I hope you can learn to find things in this guide if you must (ctrl + F) and hopefully the table of contents points you where you need to go. If you jump into the guide not from the start, it’s on you if you are off my order of events or you missed some early setup.

Please contact me if you need any help, if you want to praise me, if you want to talk, or if you want to ask a question.

Efforts to get in a guide need to be exceptional.

The golden rule: keep it short. If I see a wall of text I’m probably moving  on. I’ve gotten real bad with emails lately.

Flamers may or may not get a response, most likely not. Please, I’m not here to hate on people or start fights, so even if you disagree with me but aren’t  looking to flame, just be polite. Trying to say I fail is a waste of your time, so don’t even try – there’s only a place in my spam folder for your wasted words.

My email:     lunatic_252000@yahoo.com

Title of your email should be:   TBOGT

*NOTE: More so than usual, but any effort to flame or spew hate speech will be ignored, and if it’s directed at me, maybe one day you’ll realize how  sad you are and that only you wasted your own time. Feel free though.*

Extra points for good spelling. So anything you want to send, email away.

PS – To GameFAQ’s users, if you like the guide, click “recommend” at the top of the guide, but only if you like it.

PPS – I cannot fix bugs, glitches, or achievements/trophies not hitting. This means when something isn’t happening in the game and it should. Just reload and try again, that’s all I can say if anything.

I have other guides floating around too. They are:

Knights of the Nine
The Darkness
BioShock

HL2: Episode One

I’ve also been published in GamePro magazine, June 2007. Pretty cool if you ask me, and all because I write these little guides.

Also, I am in the October issue as well, which should be out at the time of  this guide’s release. At least I ain’t a one hit wonder.

In a nice surprise, I didn’t even know I was in the March 2008 issue of  GamePro, but I am. Maybe I’ll be in more I don’t know about… no.

Here is my website:

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Copyright 2009 Brad Russell