Hey everyone,
I must apologize for my sudden disappearance from OCMS last spring. You see, I’m a girl. Girls have these funny things called “hormones” that turn us into bitches every once in awhile. And last spring, overwhelmed by stress, moving, divorce, and family…I let my evil side unleash. It was unfair. It was rude. And of course, it was bitchy. I took some quiet time to get back to normal, and now… I think I have completed my metamorphosis.
So what the hell have I been doing all this time? Well, quick recap: I moved, got a different job selling electronics (instead of working in that hell-hole flower shop), started nursing school, and have been doing homework and studying ever since.
I now know a shit-ton about TVs and haven’t been gaming as much as I’d like. I’d say that could change if I didn’t have my nose buried in pathophysiology every five minutes, and plus, there just haven’t been that many good games coming out! I mean really… it seems the biggest game right now is Wii Fit. At least that is the game that everyone has been asking for.
So okay, I’m back. I’m done being an ass, hopefully you all will forgive me (come on, we could have great OCMS make-up sex!)!

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The next "Wrath of El Pato" review will be on the OCmodshop sex with Trish. The people will wanna know.
Yeah, that article will also feature me, Whoppie Goldberg, Grizzly Adams on the camera, doing the ROTC Jackhammer
Erm… sure! If you're into it…
I look forward to it. Can you dress as Garth Brooks during?
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