Okay, so I was just going to hit all the nearby guns and armor to your safehouses and most travelled locations. However, I really don’t have the willpower to do more text about things in this game. So instead I have decided to just post the maps of the guns and armor on my website.
The gun map will be marked up, but the armor map isn’t because, well, it’s all armor.
Should I throw you a bone in the form of text to go in this guide? Hell no. You don’t pay me, I can write what I want. Besides, you can buy any of these from a gun shop or Jacob – not a big priority for me, no sir.
Here is where to go: http://www.thechaosuniverse.com/gtaiv-maps
= Helicopters =
Of course everyone knows about the ones you can steal from the helitour guys down in the south end of Algonquin, near Pier 45, but there are many others you can use.
There is the Annihilator down at the north end of the airport that is free for the taking, well, that is if you consider a 4 star wanted level as free. Yes, the moment you go for the chopper you will get caught and everyone will be after you. It seems impossible to shake the cops once you have it, so I guess it’s just there for fun.
You’ll find one at the top of a building at the middle section of Star Junction, where it makes the “x” with the roads. You’ll have to go to the east side of the building and find a lift and take it all the way up to the top.
There is even one at the Alderney end of the booth tunnel, which you should know about from an assassination mission.
Sometimes the police stations have one, but I don’t want one that will get you wanted stars.
= Secrets =
Heart in the Statue ——————-
First you need a helicopter, and the one from the helitour place near Pier 45 will do. Fly over to the Statue of Happiness and getting out is tricky. You need to get out on the top level, which is just under the statue’s feet. If you are even drifting a bit away or to a side of the level you need to get to, you will fall to your death. Your best bet is to get close to still at that level, then drift toward the level, and then jump out. You should then fall into the level with the doors.
Now that you are on the level, go around to the south side and look at the signs on both sides of the door. Just go through the door and climb the ladder to see the heart. Creepy. Yeah, have to jump to your death to get out, but it’s well worth it.
Dial 911 for a bunch of services.
Katt Williams – I know, not a secret, but if you go to the Split Sides club three times for all of that English guy, the next comedian is Katt Williams. His second act is pretty good.
