I write these guides to help gamers avoid the dumb mistakes I made.
That’s really all it is about. I’m not trying to give 100% detail about the game, help you up your leaderboard rankings, help you pwn noobs so you can lol, or hold your hand as you play.
My guides are really meant for single-player games only, with the multiplayer ignored, and you are supposed to read it as you play. I also cringe at most extra stuff, like achievements or challenge modes or insane “play the same segment 10 times to move on” hard modes. These things are just pure “filler” that are so easy for the devs to make and so many of you suckers fall for thinking these things are legit gaming experiences… ugh. They are just time-wasters, but I do try to cover some of them.
I hope you can learn to find things in this guide if you must (ctrl + F) and hopefully the table of contents points you where you need to go. If you jump into the guide not from the start, it’s on you if you are off my order of events or you missed some early setup.
Please contact me if you need any help, if you want to thank me, if you want to talk, or if you want to ask a question. Efforts to get in a guide need to be exceptional.
The golden rule: keep it short. If I see a wall of text I’m probably moving on. I’ve gotten real bad with emails lately. And flamers don’t even bother, it won’t work.
My email: lunatic_252000@yahoo.com
Title of your email should be: CD2
PS – To GameFAQ’s users, if you like the guide, click “recommend” at the top of the guide, but only if you like it.
PPS – I cannot fix bugs, glitches, or achievements/trophies not hitting.
I have other guides floating around too. They are:
Heavy Rain
Gears of War 2
Resident Evil 4
Dead Rising
Gears of War
Lost Planet
Crackdown
Crackdown 2
GRAW 2
Rainbow Six Vegas
TES IV: Oblivion
Shivering Isles
Knights of the Nine
The Darkness
BioShock
Halo 3
HL2: Episode One
HL2: Episode Two
Call of Duty 4
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 2
Assassin’s Creed
Prince of Persia
Mass Effect
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin
Perseus Mandate
Sam & Max Episode 203
Devil May Cry 4
God of War: Chains of Olympus
Metal Gear Solid 4
Grand Theft Auto IV
NCAA Football 09
World of Warcraft FAQ
GTA: The Ballad of Gay Tony
I’ve also been published in GamePro magazine, June 2007. Pretty cool if you ask me, and all because I write these little guides.
Also, I am in the October issue as well, which should be out at the time of this guide’s release. At least I ain’t a one hit wonder.
In a nice surprise, I didn’t even know I was in the March 2008 issue of GamePro, but I am. Maybe I’ll be in more I don’t know about…
Look to Gamerhelp.com for a slew of other articles written by me in the featured article section.
Here is my list of sites:
GameFAQs (main host site)
GameSpot
IGN
OCmodshop.com
chaptercheats.com
GamersTemple (http://www.gamerstemple.com/)
TheGameReviews
wiredgamingcommunity.com
neoseeker
gametower.org
SuperCheats
GamesRadar
CheatPlanet
CheatCodeCentral (cheatcc.com)
My360.com.au
gamerevolution.com
cheatingdome.com
unlimitedgamer.net
and more here and there, too many to keep up with and even a few foreign ones too!
*NOTE: There are many more with single guides, and then others with a few, and some that I just don’t keep track of.*
All other sites must ask permission if they want this. All I ask is that the guide be ad-free and in this text format.
And if you want to make a donation at my site for hosting a guide, that is fine too.
Here is my website:
You’ll find all my other guides here too and perhaps something else you may like.
I only ask for a donation because their aren’t many people that do this stuff for free. Even in a text-only format, you’ve gotten hopefully some nice info for free and enjoyed me enough to just maybe repay all the time spent making this guide.
You can give whatever you want, all of it helps.
http://www.thechaosuniverse.com/donationcenter
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